I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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