i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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