hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Everyone says I win the strip club
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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