so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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