I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Randomize
