she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
don't judge my taste in strippers
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
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