another moral hangover. fuck.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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