Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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