I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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