I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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