oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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