We're like a lot better than the average bears
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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