Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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