How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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