This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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