Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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