Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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