Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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