I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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