epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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