I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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