I will die if light touches me.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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