No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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