Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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