his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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