Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i barfeds in our rink
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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