Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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