as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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