there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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