butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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