Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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