she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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