But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Randomize
