i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
last night I used snow as a chaser
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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