people are starting to question the shark bite story
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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