i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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