Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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