is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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