At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
