we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Are my feet made of real feet?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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