He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize
