you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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