If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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