Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
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