Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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