just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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