Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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