everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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