It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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