That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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