Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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