SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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