it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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