how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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