What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
